I was looking through a notebook I was scribbling in, and found a great little poem I wrote for Kristi when she was headed to Sri Lanka after the 2004 tsunami.
If You Are Kidnapped
Don’t panic.
Tell them I’m fabulously wealthy -
I’ll think of something.
If they’re Muslim, don’t say you’re a “crusader”.
Don’t forget - martyrdom is cool.
Drink lots of water.
Make friends with the bugs;
try giving them names to pass the time.
Remember ”Last of the Mohecans”:
“I will find you! I will!”
“Cooooooorrrrrrraaaaahhhhhh!!!”
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